TEXAS SERVER

dllstx.wa9.us · Infrastructure Status

./run -- texas "everything bigger, uptime longer"

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Yeehaw Rate

How often we resist the urge to type sudo rm -rf /

99.97% — Charming
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BBQ Load Average

Number of briskets that must be attended to at all times

2 × Brisket · 0 × Worries
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Helmets Worn

Counties where they've discovered motorcycle helmets exist

127 / 254 · Growing
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Hydration Level

"It's 110 degrees but that's just the weather talking"

" naw, sweet tea is water"

🐄 Server Status: moo-ving along fine 🐄

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iptables: DROP or DIE
"Only connections from Texas-approved CIDR ranges shall pass. Bless your heart."
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Server Room Temp
"It's fine. The AC is just thinking about whether to exist. Much like everything else in August."
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Docker Containers
"They are many. They arecontained. They arenot going to the pharmacy for cigarettes and audeo supplies."
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TLS Certificates
"Let's Encrypt out here renewing automatically like someone who actually has their life together."
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Disk Space
"git status says there is nothing to commit but the drive says otherwise. Classic."
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Cron Jobs
"Running on schedule every 15 minutes like a well-behaved Texas teenager. Not like those cron jobs up north."

📡 Active Endpoints

Status Container Domain Uptime
● UP caddy *:80, *:443 22h
● UP loccali-prod-site loccali.com 22h
● UP loccali-staging-site staging.loccali.com 22h
● UP stuftdp-loccali-nginx stuftdp.loccali.com 22h
● UP nursery-loccali-nginx nursery.loccali.com 22h
● UP 212barberlounge-loccali-nginx 212barberlounge.loccali.com 22h
● WARN partytimeliquor-loccali-nginx partytimeliquor.loccali.com 22h
● WARN 404-dllstx-nginx 404.dllstx.wa9.us 22h
● UP dllstx-nginx dllstx.wa9.us 1h
"This server is up 99.7% of the time.
The other 0.3% is just Texas summer doing sysadmin work."